Sunday, December 18, 2011

30 Is The New 70

How to Drive in Snow
1. Slowly...30 mph should do it

How to Not Drive in Snow
1. When making a turn while driving on ice, avoid hitting your breaks, otherwise you will skid violently into a bush...or curb.

2. Do not charge cell phones in your car as they will drain your battery faster in cold weather, which leads me to point #3...

3. Back into parking spaces in the event you need to jump start your car. This is much easier than the alternative of trying to push your car out of a space with the rock solid traction provided by the ice and snow.


4 comments:

  1. What's that white stuff in the picture you posted?

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  2. I believe its called photoshop cody. Also I appreciate that this post works in google reader somehow.

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  3. I doubt that sign is in Mpls anywhere. That's something you see more on the east coast. If it is in Mpls, that would certainly be a first and very funny. :) Did the tips I give you on the snow help so far? Bob S.

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  4. I'm still waiting for a crazy blizzard, but I'm all stocked up on my lock-de-icer!

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