Minnesota Art At Its Finest

I feel like it's okay that I don't support the "arts" here.

Standing On A Frozen Lake

This is what it looks like....

30 Is The New 70

How to Drive in Snow

1. Slowly...30 mph should do it

How to Not Drive in Snow

1. When making a turn while driving on ice, avoid hitting your breaks, otherwise you will skid violently into a bush...or curb.

2. Do not charge cell phones in your car as they will drain your battery faster in cold weather, which leads me to point #3...

3. Back into parking spaces in the event you need to jump start your car. This is much easier than the alternative of trying to push your car out of a space with the rock solid traction provided by the ice and snow.

Winter Approaches

Outside Temperature: 26°F

Pam's Internal Thermometer: Friggin Cold

Layers of Clothing Worn Today: 8

Moose Sighting Count: 0

Dear Family and Friends,

Winter is coming...or at least what I consider winter (apparently 30-40 degree tempuratures is considered "nice weather" to the locals). For those of you telling me about the "cold front" that just came through Texas, you can kindly shut your mouth. In the short time I have been in Minnesota, I've learned that a cold front means you can't feel your face the second you walk outside. So unless this is happening to you, I will have no sympathy. Seriously.

It occurred to me that in order for you all to really understand the frozen hell I am about to endure, it would be best to share my experiences through a blog. I've come up with some fun things to share, such as a before and after pictures of my winter attire (it's already increased considerably), showing you photos of how much snow can actually accumulate, and I'm also excited to share a segment called "Will it Freeze?". I'm trying really hard to get a guest appearance from Tom Dickson, but no promises.

In the mean time, feel free to share comments about other things you'd like me to share about my winter experiences.

Love,

Pam